Caila
I really don’t care about anything Caila has to say but I’m very concerned she’s going to be the next Bachelorette. Everything she says sounds like “blah blah bland” but I guess I better start paying attention.
Caila’s still sad about Ben. I wish she were sadder so there’d be no chance she’d WANT to be the Bachelorette.
Caila: The way Ben looks at JoJo and Lauren B., I want someone to look at me like that someday.
The way she says that makes me think she has the distinct impression she’s going to get that chance soon.
BEN
Ben takes the hot seat.
Ben gives a generic speech about how he appreciates Caila as a person.
Caila responds with a generic speech thanking him for teaching her how to open up then generically asks him where they went wrong as a couple.
Ben gives a generic measured response about “the process” and “where other relationships were at”…
Leah says something to Ben.
Jubilee says something to Ben.
Olivia says something to Ben. I CARE!
She asks why she didn’t get a one-on-one. GOOD F*CKING QUESTION! She’s the only contestant in the history of the show I can think of who got the first impression rose but didn’t get a one-on-one.
Ben: Something just wasn’t right. I didn’t want to lead someone on if the feelings just weren’t there.
Amanda says something.
Becca says something.
Lauren H. says something.
Ben’s more in love with the woman he chose than he’s ever been. He says he would marry her tomorrow. So we know now Ben definitely chose ONE girl and isn’t planning to move to Utah with JoJo and Lauren B. Too bad. That would REALLY have made this the most dramatic season ever if only for the ending. As it stands, it’s the most boring season ever. But I still watch ’cause I’m committed dammit!
And I love you guys. You make this way more fun than it ever was just watching the show on my own and yelling at my TV when the contestants did dumb stuff (which they do A LOT).
Chris H. asks Ben if he can tell the twins apart and I realize for the first time, I can now tell the twins apart.
I’m not going to get into the bloopers because I just don’t have it in me to make another “I don’t care” meme.
See you in a couple days for the finale!
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