After Paradise
Sean Lowe and Michelle Collins host After Paradise for the second week in a row. I don’t think Chris Harrison is coming back unless they announce the next Bachelor on the show.
James Gunn is the guest host. Who would’ve thunk it that the screenwriter and director of Guardians of the Galaxy is a Bachelor Superfan?
The twins are also on set and they’re SUPER big fans of “Guardian of the Galaxies.”
James Gunn agrees with me that Nick gave Ashley the truth the way Jared should have and that Jared is a total wuss.
America’s Poll #1:
Who do you feel the most bad for? Jared, Ashley, or Caila.
America chooses Jared with 52% of the vote.
I don’t feel the least bit bad for Jared. He needs to take a cue from The Book of Mormon (the Musical) and man up all over himself. I feel the most bad for Caila. All she tried to do was meet someone new and then Ashley happened. But Ashley wouldn’t have happened if Jared hadn’t been a total p*ssy. So I feel a little bit bad for Ashley.
Daniel is the next guest on the show. Daniel says that he really likes Sarah because she understands him and he understands the suffering she’s been through because his father is a quadriplegic as well. I’m pretty sure Sarah is NOT a quadriplegic.
We see a deleted scene of Haley and Emily trying to figure out which state was the last to be added to the union.
Their guesses: Maine, Augusta, Rhode Island, Florida, Washington, New York, Idaho, and Antarctica.
Yeah, dumb dumbs. It was Hawaii.
I don’t think anyone else on Paradise would’ve known that either but I also don’t think they would have guessed “Antarctica”.
James Gunn agrees with me that Josh and Chad are the two biggest dicks ever to be part of the Bachelor franchise. A close third for me would be Jake Pavelka. James says he’s spent enough time in Hollywood to be able to recognize a sociopath when he sees one.
Americas Poll #2:
Why did Evan warn Amanda about Josh? To win her over, To look out for her, or Random act of desperation.
Random act of desperation wins at 69%. I think it was 60% desperation and 40% genuine concern.
America’s Poll #3:
Who should go home? Ashley, Jared, or Caila.
Ashley wins 58%. I vote for Jared. He’s the one responsible for this debacle having lasted as long as it has. Ashley may be obsessed but she wouldn’t have been if he hadn’t led her on.
Am I done? Please, say I’m done. I’m exhausted.
By now the new episode has already aired. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I’ll be back next Sunday or Monday.
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