Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 4

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Bachelor 2017 Recap – Episode 4 The last couple of episodes, I felt I didn’t have enough material to work with and now I feel like I have too much. I’m also starting my blog really late so I’m hoping I can keep this shorter than usual. The episode resumes at the pool party. We … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 3

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Nick and Vanessa find love at Zero-G

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 3 Fortunately, this was a more interesting episode than last week’s. We finally got some quality Vanessa time which I’m very happy about. The episode opens with the girls from Liz’s date telling the mansion-bound girls about what transpired the previous night. Liz and Nick had sex, Liz went home, Christen … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 2

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Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 2 I found this episode a little boring. At the end, I felt like we didn’t get a whole lot of new information and then we were hit with another “To Be Continued” which I know you all love as much as I do. The episode was primarily about Liz and … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Premiere

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Bachelor 2017 Recap: Premiere Welcome back, Readers! It’s time to don our bitch caps once more and begin the long journey to find out who Luke Perry 2.0 (or James Dean 3.0) is going to pretend to be engaged to for the next couple of years until he can figure out how to make a … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 1 Coming Soon

Dolphin Enthusiast Doesn't Know the Difference Between a Dolphin and a Shark

Hi, everyone. I wanted to let you all know that I will be covering Nick’s season of The Bachelor and I will be posting my full recap later in the week. I just have one thing to say as a preview: IT WAS A F*CKING SHARK COSTUME!!! Dolphins don’t have gills. Dolphins are sea mammals. … Read more

Bachelor in Paradise 2016 finale: Final Thoughts

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Grant is the first black man to get engaged on the Bachelor franchise.

Bachelor in Paradise 2016 finale: Final Thoughts Hey, everyone! Sorry I’ve been AWOL. School is taking up most of my time but I wanted to put something up quickly to close out the BIP season. First, thank you to everyone who commented throughout The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise. It really means the world to … Read more

New Bachelor Announced – Special Report

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Nick Viall is the next Bachelor.

New Bachelor Announced – Yep, I’m Excited. There’s a new crown prince of Bachelor royalty and his name is Nick Viall. (In case you didn’t watch After Paradise Tuesday night, Nick is the new Bachelor.) It’s hard to describe the level of excitement mixed with inner conflict I felt upon hearing the news that Nick … Read more

Bachelor in Paradise 2016: Week 4

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They were at 100%. Then Brett came and they were at 75%.

Bachelor In Paradise 2016 – Week 4 Hey, Guys! Special shout out to Megan, Jaime, Jennifer, and Cam this week. Comments and retweets keep me going. Thanks to everyone who comments and/or RT’s regularly. You guys are the wind beneath my wings. I am starting my blog on Friday and I can’t really remember anything … Read more

Bachelor in Paradise 2016: Week 3

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Take cover! Hurricane Ashley is back.

Bachelor In Paradise 2016 – Week 3 Hey, everybody! Is it only week 3 on Bachelor in Paradise? I feel like we’ve been doing this for a year already. It was an interesting week on BIP. The standout moment for me this week was the speech Nick gave Ashley detailing why she was never going … Read more

Bachelor In Paradise 2016 – Week 2

Evan and Carly break record for longest hottest grossest kiss

Bachelor In Paradise 2016 – Week 2 Hey, Bachelor Nation. A quick note before I get started: One of my regular readers wrote me and said that her comments were disappearing after she hit the submit button. If anyone else is having the same problem, please contact me. I found one comment in my spam … Read more