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Dolphin Enthusiast Doesn't Know the Difference Between a Dolphin and a Shark

Hi, everyone. I wanted to let you all know that I will be covering Nick’s season of The Bachelor and I will be posting my full recap later in the week. I just have one thing to say as a preview: IT WAS A F*CKING SHARK COSTUME!!! Dolphins don’t have gills. Dolphins are sea mammals. … Read more…

Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Week 6 – Finale

Bachelor in Paradise 2015: Week 6 Episode 2 – The Finale [infopopup:Disclaimer] Before I get into my recap of the finale, here are links to other articles on my site that may interest you: Bachelor in Paradise 2015: Week 6 Episode 1 – Finale part 1 How I Made an Ass/Hero of Myself Trying to … Read more…

Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Week 6 – Episode 1

Bachelor In Paradise - Week 6 Episode 1

Bachelor in Paradise 2015: Week 6 Episode 1 [infopopup:Disclaimer] Before I get into my recap for week 6, episode 1, I just want to thank everyone who visited my site last week. I was overwhelmed by the number of people who visited my blog and so grateful for the comments I got. Be sure to … Read more…

My Failed Attempt to Befriend Nick Viall

Emily and Nick - NOT BFF's

How I Made an Ass/Hero of Myself Trying to Befriend Nick Viall on Twitter If it actually looks like I’m standing next to Nick Viall in the photo above, I’m not. But yay me for having amazing Photoshop skills! Shout out to Nick who had the foresight to know I would need a pic of … Read more…

Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Week 5 – Episode 1

Bachelor In Paradise: Week 5:1

Bachelor in Paradise 2015: Week 5 Episode 1 [infopopup:Disclaimer] Before I get into my recap, I just want to thank everyone who visited my site last week to check out my recaps for week 4 and my article on UnREAL. I got visitors from all over the world and I couldn’t be happier. Check out … Read more…

Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Week 4 – Episode 2

Bachelor In Paradise - Week 4:2

Bachelor In Paradise 2015: Week 4 Episode 2 [infopopup:Disclaimer] If you want to read my recap for Week 4 – Episode 1 first, you can read it here. I’m really looking forward to finding out who the next Bachelor is. I predicted in week 2 or 3 of The Bachelorette that Ben H. would be … Read more…

Bachelorette 2015 Recap – Episode 11: The MTA

We love Kaitlyn!

Bachelorette 2015 Recap – Episode 11: The Men Tell All There’s a lot I could say about tonight’s episode. There were Ian’s TWO awkward apologies on bended knee, neither of which I bought. There was Clint’s somewhat redeeming statement that Kaitlyn did the right thing by letting Nick on the show. And we finally found … Read more…

Bachelorette 2015 Recap – Episode 9: Sex Bomb!

Shawn's Brain Imploding

Bachelorette 2015 Recap: Episode 9 Before I get into my recap, I want to take a moment to say how sad I was to hear of Amanda Peterson’s untimely death at the age of 43 from suspected heart failure. She was a great actress for as little time as she spent in the spotlight. Can’t … Read more…

Bachelorette 2015 Recap: Only 5 guys left?!

Nick Viall gets emotional.

Bachelorette 2015 Recap: Episode 8 There’s a lot to get to in my Bachelorette 2015 recap for episode 8, namely how we started the episode with 9 guys left and are now down to 5, but here’s a quick summary of the episode: Shawn loses his sh*t, we finally get to see what happens on … Read more…

Bachelorette 2015 Recap: Nick is in and Ian’s out!

Ian's Last Stand

Before I get to my Bachelorette 2015 recap for episode 6, here are some other links I think you’ll enjoy: Chris Harrison’s Blog OfficeStace.com (She does a nice, spoiler-free recap) Reality Steve (MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT!! Do not click this link if you don’t want to know how the season ends. I don’t read spoilers until … Read more…