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Hey, Everybody! In case you don’t already know, the next Bachelorette was announced on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Rachel Lindsey will not only be the next Bachelorette, she will be the first black lead in Bachelor history. I seriously am on the verge of tears writing this. With all the horrible sh*t that’s going on … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 6 Hello, Bachelor Nation. I had to pick my jaw up off the floor at the end of this episode. We lost half the cast but that’s not what really blew my mind. It was that Nick sent Danielle L. home. But first things first… The episode resumes with Taylor barging … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 5 This week’s episode resumes where we left off last week in the middle of Taylor and Corinne’s cat fight to the death. I gotta admit, I’m not a violent person but I really wanted to punch Corinne in the face… A LOT. It’s not that I think Taylor handled the … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap – Episode 4 The last couple of episodes, I felt I didn’t have enough material to work with and now I feel like I have too much. I’m also starting my blog really late so I’m hoping I can keep this shorter than usual. The episode resumes at the pool party. We … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 3 Fortunately, this was a more interesting episode than last week’s. We finally got some quality Vanessa time which I’m very happy about. The episode opens with the girls from Liz’s date telling the mansion-bound girls about what transpired the previous night. Liz and Nick had sex, Liz went home, Christen … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 2 I found this episode a little boring. At the end, I felt like we didn’t get a whole lot of new information and then we were hit with another “To Be Continued” which I know you all love as much as I do. The episode was primarily about Liz and … Read more
Bachelor 2017 Recap: Premiere Welcome back, Readers! It’s time to don our bitch caps once more and begin the long journey to find out who Luke Perry 2.0 (or James Dean 3.0) is going to pretend to be engaged to for the next couple of years until he can figure out how to make a … Read more
Hi, everyone. I wanted to let you all know that I will be covering Nick’s season of The Bachelor and I will be posting my full recap later in the week. I just have one thing to say as a preview: IT WAS A F*CKING SHARK COSTUME!!! Dolphins don’t have gills. Dolphins are sea mammals. … Read more
Bachelor in Paradise 2016 finale: Final Thoughts Hey, everyone! Sorry I’ve been AWOL. School is taking up most of my time but I wanted to put something up quickly to close out the BIP season. First, thank you to everyone who commented throughout The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise. It really means the world to … Read more
New Bachelor Announced – Yep, I’m Excited. There’s a new crown prince of Bachelor royalty and his name is Nick Viall. (In case you didn’t watch After Paradise Tuesday night, Nick is the new Bachelor.) It’s hard to describe the level of excitement mixed with inner conflict I felt upon hearing the news that Nick … Read more
