Bachelorette Finale Reaction – Becca and Garrett

Hi Everyone. I wanted to let my readers know why I haven’t been recapping The Bachelor and The Bachelorette this year and to speak out about the controversy surrounding Garrett’s Instagram likes. The primary reason I haven’t been recapping is because my illness has gotten worse since last November and it was hard enough to … Read more

Bachelorette 2017 Finale


Hi, everyone. I’m writing right after watching the finale because I want to get everything out while I’m still in the throes of the emotion that seeing the ending caused. I have never said this before about a lead’s choice in the end but I genuinely believe that Rachel chose the wrong person. Most of … Read more

Bachelorette 2017 – Episode 7 8 9

The Only Guy Left Who Remotely Resembles Husband Material

Bachelorette 2017 – Episode 7 8 9 I’m running way behind on getting my blog posts out. I hope you guys get a chance to read this before the finale. I’m covering the last 3 episodes but I’m only going to comment briefly on The MTA at the end. Thank you, Vicki, Marla B, and … Read more

Bachelorette 2017 – Episode 4 5 6 Recap

The Reign of Lee

Bachelorette 2017 Episode 4 5 6 recap Hi, Guys. I’ve been dragging ass on blogging about this season. I did respond to everyone’s comments a couple of weeks ago. I’m sorry for the delay on that. I very much appreciate all your feedback and support. It really keeps me going. Honestly, I’m not finding a … Read more

Bachelorette 2017 – Episode 2 and 3 Recap


Bachelorette 2017 Episode 2 and 3 Recap Hi, guys. Sorry this is SOOOO late. I’m working on a pet project to solve several unsolved problems in mathematics and it takes up a lot of my free time. I’m not sure I’ll be successful but I’m learning WAY more about numbers than I ever knew before.  … Read more

Bachelorette 2017: Episode 1 Recap


Bachelorette 2017 Episode 1 Recap – Premiere Hey, Bachelor Nation. I’m back to write about Rachel’s season but I need to streamline what I write so there aren’t going to be as many images or GIFS. That takes up too much of my time. I hope all of you are well and enjoyed the off-season. … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 7

Is Corinne the only woman in history to make it to top four without a one-on-one?

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 7 Hi, everyone. I’m going to have to make this short because I’m running out of time to get the blog out before the new episode airs. The episode resumes the morning after Nick’s emotional meltdown due to cutting Danielle L. They are crestfallen and worried that Nick may quit the … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 6

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The cast is cut in half in a single episode.

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 6 Hello, Bachelor Nation. I had to pick my jaw up off the floor at the end of this episode. We lost half the cast but that’s not what really blew my mind. It was that Nick sent Danielle L. home. But first things first… The episode resumes with Taylor barging … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 5

The two-on-one was in the cards for Taylor, Nick, and Corinne.

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 5 This week’s episode resumes where we left off last week in the middle of Taylor and Corinne’s cat fight to the death. I gotta admit, I’m not a violent person but I really wanted to punch Corinne in the face… A LOT. It’s not that I think Taylor handled the … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 4


Bachelor 2017 Recap – Episode 4 The last couple of episodes, I felt I didn’t have enough material to work with and now I feel like I have too much. I’m also starting my blog really late so I’m hoping I can keep this shorter than usual. The episode resumes at the pool party. We … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 3

Nick and Vanessa find love at Zero-G

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 3 Fortunately, this was a more interesting episode than last week’s. We finally got some quality Vanessa time which I’m very happy about. The episode opens with the girls from Liz’s date telling the mansion-bound girls about what transpired the previous night. Liz and Nick had sex, Liz went home, Christen … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 2


Bachelor 2017 Recap: Episode 2 I found this episode a little boring. At the end, I felt like we didn’t get a whole lot of new information and then we were hit with another “To Be Continued” which I know you all love as much as I do. The episode was primarily about Liz and … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap: Premiere


Bachelor 2017 Recap: Premiere Welcome back, Readers! It’s time to don our bitch caps once more and begin the long journey to find out who Luke Perry 2.0 (or James Dean 3.0) is going to pretend to be engaged to for the next couple of years until he can figure out how to make a … Read more

Bachelor 2017 Recap Episode 1 Coming Soon

Dolphin Enthusiast Doesn't Know the Difference Between a Dolphin and a Shark

Hi, everyone. I wanted to let you all know that I will be covering Nick’s season of The Bachelor and I will be posting my full recap later in the week. I just have one thing to say as a preview: IT WAS A F*CKING SHARK COSTUME!!! Dolphins don’t have gills. Dolphins are sea mammals. … Read more

New Bachelor Announced – Special Report

Nick Viall is the new bachelor
Nick Viall is the next Bachelor.

New Bachelor Announced – Yep, I’m Excited. There’s a new crown prince of Bachelor royalty and his name is Nick Viall. (In case you didn’t watch After Paradise Tuesday night, Nick is the new Bachelor.) It’s hard to describe the level of excitement mixed with inner conflict I felt upon hearing the news that Nick … Read more

How to Be a Force for Good

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I considered naming this post “How to Be a Good Person” but I don’t believe there are good people and bad people any more than there are good bats and bad bats. The only thing that separates us from other species is our extraordinary capacity for compassion and our high level of self-awareness. If we … Read more